1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,837 (laughing maniacally) 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,880 - ? I can't believe you're all mine ? - Uh, what? 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,841 -? You and me for all time ? - Ugh! 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:11,428 ? I'm never, ever, ever gonna be alone again ? 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,387 Oh, boy. 6 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,431 - ? The dream team you and me ? - For all eternity? 7 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,974 -? For all eternity! ? - Ahh! 8 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:20,103 ? It's a ghost, it's a ghost and Molly McGee ? 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,188 ? I've been cursed, it's the worst ? 10 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,649 MOLLY: ? Now you're stuck with me ? 11 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,443 ? We're never gonna be apart ? 12 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,361 -? Is there a way to hit restart? ? - Nope. 13 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:32,699 {\an8}? We're the ghost, Ghost and Molly McGee ? 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,826 - That's me! - Well, that's she. 15 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,245 {\an8}BOTH: ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 16 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,791 {\an8}(gentle music playing) 17 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,421 Okay, the kids ate dinner. 18 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,922 There's a veggie tray in the fridge 19 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,591 if they need reinforcements. 20 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801 The Chens are on standby, just in case of emergency. 21 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,720 Mom, Dad, chill. 22 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,889 You're gonna be gone, what? Three hours? 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,184 Yeah. Go enjoy your date night, you crazy kids. 24 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,769 I will hold down the fort here, 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,938 because Molly McGee is an A-plus-plus babysitter, 26 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:07,108 and I got the Wilder Scout badge to prove it. 27 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:09,652 It's true! She's great! 28 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,405 It's not that we don't trust you, it's just... 29 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,532 you two tend to get into shenanigans 30 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:15,950 - when you're on your own. - (scoffs) 31 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:19,245 Shenanigans? That not gonna happen... again. 32 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,664 We're just gonna have a relaxing evening at home. 33 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:22,916 Did you say "relaxing"? 34 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,044 Because I bought this expensive kit online 35 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:30,090 and have been saving it for a spa night. 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,800 So, go. Out, you two. 37 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,343 Shoo. The sooner you're gone, 38 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,553 the sooner we can break out my new jade roller. 39 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,514 So cold, so refreshing. 40 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,435 - (car doors closes) - MOLLY: They're in the car. 41 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,561 (car engine starts) 42 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,021 We have ignition. 43 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,816 And they're away! 44 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,111 Uh, what is going on here? 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,278 Shenanigans. 46 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,863 Tonight, we are watching 47 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,658 the most terrifying horror movie ever made. 48 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,576 {\an8}MOLLY: Fins of Fear. 49 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,330 {\an8}BOTH: "If you see the fin, you're fin-ished." 50 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,541 It's about a petty, vindictive ghost shark 51 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,377 who continues his killing spree from beyond the grave. 52 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,503 A horror movie? 53 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,922 Pete and Sharon let you watch those all the time. 54 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,841 Oh, but never anything like this. 55 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,677 It's rated T for "traumatizing." 56 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,595 But... but relaxing evening. 57 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,473 I already broke the seal on the relaxation station. 58 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,434 Come on, we can have a spa night any old time. 59 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,561 Mom and Dad are gone. 60 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,938 We got to seize this rare opportunity. 61 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,898 Whoa. Physical media? 62 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,401 You heard of this new thing out called "streaming"? 63 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,653 Too risky. They can track our viewing history. 64 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,280 We got to keep this watch... 65 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,241 off the record. 66 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,368 But we don't even have a DVD player. 67 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,748 Fine. But I'm watching with a face mask on, 68 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,375 and no one can stop me. 69 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:51,546 (chilling music stinger) 70 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,594 (foreboding music playing) 71 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,681 FISHERMAN (on TV): You've eaten every landlubber, Ghost Shark. 72 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,184 But I'll not go down without a fight. 73 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,226 (roars) 74 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,437 - You're so petty and vindictive! - (jaws snap, bones crunch) 75 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,440 - (shark roars) - (all scream) 76 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,069 That was... 77 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,654 a lot. 78 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,949 Why does a Ghost Shark feel so much scarier 79 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,242 than a regular shark? 80 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:24,495 Because Ghost Shark doesn't play by normal shark rules. 81 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,623 It could appear anywhere anytime. (gasps) 82 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,208 (whispers) Even on land. 83 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,709 (ominous music stinger) 84 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,170 Guys, Ghost Shark's not even real. 85 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,671 (blows raspberries) How do you know? 86 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,007 Hello? Chairman of the Ghost World here. 87 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,635 I'm pretty sure if there were a Ghost Shark, 88 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,011 I would have heard of it before. 89 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,930 Look, I'll prove it to you. 90 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,972 (clears throat) 91 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,268 (in distorted tone) By the power of the Chairman 92 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,603 of the Ghost World... 93 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:49,938 (in normal tone) ...AKA, moi, 94 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,233 (in distorted tone) ...Ghost Shark, I summon thee! 95 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,943 Reveal yourself, 96 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,112 and our house shall be your sea! 97 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,447 (both gasp) 98 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,618 (in normal tone) Uh, anybody see a Ghost Shark? No? 99 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:07,038 Well... I guess that proves it. (laughs) 100 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,749 Can't believe we got so worked up over a movie. 101 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,627 Now, what say we hit that veggie tray? 102 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,129 Pretty sure there are some cucumbers. 103 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:18,466 I'll need two for my eyes and ten for my tummy. 104 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,011 (foreboding music stinger) 105 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,805 Ah! 106 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,015 Cool as a cucumber. 107 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,183 (laughs) 108 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,351 Word play. 109 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,562 (foreboding music stinger) 110 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,606 - (screams, cries) - What? What is it? What happened? 111 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,525 Ah! A Ghost Shark! 112 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,443 - (all scream) - You guys, uh... 113 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,362 You don't think that has anything to do with me, do you? 114 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,405 Yes, Scratch! 115 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,240 You summoned him with your Chairman powers! 116 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,701 But I... You know, I didn't know anything would happen! 117 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,119 I was just doing a bit. 118 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,038 Clearly, you don't understand what a bit is, 119 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,206 do you, Ghost Shark? 120 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,250 Can't you unsummon it? 121 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,293 Unsummon him? 122 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,878 I like to rhyme when I use my Chairman powers, okay? 123 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,214 There's no way I could think of a word 124 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,632 that rhymes with "unsummon" 125 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,509 under these stressful conditions! 126 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,428 (creaking) 127 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:06,347 We're gonna need a boat. 128 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,767 (in pirate voice) All right, as long as you're me crew, 129 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:14,314 you needn't worry about the beast that lurks beneath. 130 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:18,443 We be safe as long as we be in the boat. 131 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,403 {\an8}Scratch, I love you, 132 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,072 {\an8}but can you please stop talking like a grizzled old sea captain? 133 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,575 {\an8}Yeah, it's freaking me out more. 134 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,827 {\an8}Also, you're not that good at it. 135 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,787 {\an8}A mutiny! 136 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:33,166 {\an8}To the brig with the both o' ye, arr. 137 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,293 {\an8}(in normal voice) Okay, it's giving me a headache. I'm done. 138 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,131 (groaning) 139 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,842 (gasps) Ghost Shark! Off the port side! 140 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,135 Which way is port? 141 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,137 Well, port is very simple, you see. 142 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,306 "Port" is the same number of letters as "left." 143 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:52,226 Or, also, you can think about it, because "port" ends with a T. 144 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,395 So does "left." So, what Darryl was saying 145 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,563 was it's off to the left. 146 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,231 (Ghost Shark growling) 147 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,858 Wait, wait. We're in the boat. 148 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,735 As long as we're in the boat, we're safe. 149 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,487 - Right, Scratch? - Uh... 150 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,322 The shark can get us in the boat! 151 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,824 (all scream) 152 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,827 Ah! I don't love how he's looking at me! 153 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:10,953 (roars) 154 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,121 No! 155 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,873 (yells) 156 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,709 He bit my cutie bit! My signature look! 157 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,797 You two just had to watch a scary movie, 158 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,007 and now we're all gonna get eaten alive. 159 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,176 Or in my case, eaten dead. 160 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,887 - Which sounds much worse! - Don't blame us! 161 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,806 You're the one who summoned the Ghost Shark! 162 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,765 (yelps) 163 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:32,975 (roars) 164 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,104 Ah! Upstairs! 165 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,897 Ghost Sharks can't swim upstairs. 166 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,816 (both grunting) 167 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,151 Really not gonna help paddle at all, huh? 168 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,820 I'm captaining. 169 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,406 Abandon ship! 170 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,324 Ghosts before women and children! 171 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,493 (foreboding music playing) 172 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:57,375 You can't get us all the way up here, now can you? 173 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,086 SCRATCH: In your face, you oversized goldfish. 174 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,088 (all cheer) 175 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,631 - We did it! - We're safe! 176 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,133 (laughs) 177 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,467 (in taunting tone) "I'm a shark, 178 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,303 but I'm too dumb to go up the stairs." 179 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,805 Uh, Scratch? 180 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,307 - SCRATCH (in normal tone): Yeah? - Remember when that fisherman 181 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,642 called the Ghost Shark names? 182 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,770 It only made the Ghost Shark ten times madder. 183 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,064 So? It's not like it can swim upstairs. 184 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,859 Oh, no! What if it can swim upstairs? 185 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,947 - Ooh. - Run for your lives! 186 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,534 ? Have you heard the tale of the crew McGee? ? 187 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,995 ? Stranded adrift on the hardwood seas ? 188 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,456 ? And the ghostly shark from which they flee ? 189 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,291 ALL: ? A battle with the beast ? 190 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,208 (powerful grunt) 191 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,377 FISHERMAN: ? The calming chum of the waters red ? 192 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,838 ? The monster filled their hearts with dread ? 193 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,340 ? And the captain hid beneath the bed ? 194 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,176 ? A pathetic coward, he ? 195 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,635 - Hey! - ? In the battle ? 196 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,972 ? Oh, the battle, in the battle with the beast ? 197 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,017 - (screams) - ? To each other they're beloved ? 198 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,352 ? But to him, they're just a feast ? 199 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,897 ? And the odds look pretty good ? 200 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,357 ? That one or two will die at least ? 201 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:06,777 ? In their battle with their battle with the beast ? 202 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,112 ? Battle with the beast ? 203 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,030 (powerful grunt) 204 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,449 ? From the starboard side, they can see him clear ? 205 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,743 ? So they lunge harpoons but they just don't spear ? 206 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,746 - Uh-oh. - ? There goes all his skiing gear ? 207 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,540 Guess I'll have to rent this year. (yelps) 208 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,542 ? Escaping the upstairs hall ? 209 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,003 ? They hoist and climb up a ladder tall ? 210 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,464 He can't climb ladders, right? He'll fall. 211 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,050 Well, at this point, I don't think we can rule it out. 212 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,677 ? In the battle, oh, the battle ? 213 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,055 ? In the battle with the beast ? 214 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,141 ? Turns out sharks are way more deadly ? 215 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,893 ? When they become deceased ? 216 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,646 ? And its unicorn-shaped pillows ? 217 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,065 ? Versus rows of razor teeth ? 218 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:47,568 ALL: ? In their battle with their battle with the beast ? 219 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,986 ? Battle with the beast ? 220 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,404 (roars) 221 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,867 Uh, really sorry. It's you or me. I'm really sorry! Mwah. 222 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,956 I'll never forget you, Mr. Whiskers. 223 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,041 Come on, we're slowing him down. 224 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,044 Twinklespot. I'll never forgive myself for this. 225 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,879 (in lower tone) "I'll never forgive you either." 226 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,631 (in normal tone) That's fair. 227 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,217 (snarls) 228 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,427 (gasps) We're out of stuffies. 229 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,514 - I guess that means... - This is the end. 230 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,057 (roars) 231 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,686 I'm too young to die again! 232 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,771 (sobs) 233 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,898 I mean, after all those stuffies, 234 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,401 the Ghost Shark's got to be full. 235 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,820 (belches) 236 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,655 Twinklespot! You're okay. 237 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,783 MOLLY (in lower tone): "I forgive you. But I will never forget." 238 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:36,826 (in normal tone) Wait a minute, 239 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,120 as soon as you said Ghost Shark was full, 240 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,746 it tossed back Twinklespot. 241 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,873 Are you controlling Ghost Shark? 242 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:46,127 Yeah, because I control Ghost Shark. Cuckoo! 243 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,838 Oh, my corn, Scratch. You didn't summon Ghost Shark 244 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,214 with your Chairman powers. 245 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,716 You created him! 246 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,760 SCRATCH: The shark can't get us in the boat! 247 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,679 What if it can swim upstairs? 248 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,806 He can't climb ladders, right? 249 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,516 I don't think we can rule it out. 250 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,935 Try saying the shark does something else, Scratch. 251 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:07,064 Okay. Uh, maybe the Ghost Shark wants to do some... flips? 252 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,649 (growls) 253 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:11,944 Ooh. 254 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,822 Maybe it does the tango. 255 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,491 (tango music playing) 256 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,660 I am controlling him! 257 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:24,373 Uh, maybe the Ghost Shark is a really sweet, ectoplasmic sea buddy 258 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,833 who doesn't want to eat us. 259 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,919 ALL: Aw! 260 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,339 Who's a good little terror-inducing beast? 261 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,965 Who's that? Well, you are. 262 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,426 - Yes, you are, you little... - (giggling) 263 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,137 I can't believe how worked up we all got. 264 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,057 {\an8}You see, sharks have been misrepresented in media 265 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,475 {\an8}for the last half a century. 266 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,478 {\an8}In reality, they're an important and valued member 267 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,771 {\an8}of the ocean ecosystem, 268 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:50,274 {\an8}and we should not paint them as some all-powerful villain. 269 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,567 {\an8}Who are you talking to? 270 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,194 {\an8}Oh, you know. The people. 271 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,279 {\an8}(chuckling) Okay. Whoo! 272 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,282 Anyway, I've got the perfect idea 273 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,992 for what we should do for the rest of the night. 274 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,497 Now this is relaxing. 275 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,998 SHARON: Kids, we're home. 276 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,083 How'd it go? 277 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,959 Great. Nothing to report here. 278 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,170 No tears. Everyone's in one piece. 279 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,213 Good job. 280 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,967 Are we not gonna ask about the Ghost Shark? 281 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,094 Nope. 282 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,596 SCRATCH AND MOLLY: ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 283 00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:28,048 Mom, you need to come live with us. 284 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:29,716 SHARON: You've had two falls this month, 285 00:11:29,716 --> 00:11:32,594 and Dr. Cohen said it's unsafe for you to live alone. 286 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:34,388 Everyone is overreacting. 287 00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:35,973 It's just a sprained wrist. 288 00:11:35,973 --> 00:11:37,224 Maybe this time. 289 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:39,351 But next time could be much worse. 290 00:11:39,351 --> 00:11:41,937 If something happened to you, I couldn't live with myself. 291 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:43,814 Also, could I sign your cast? 292 00:11:43,814 --> 00:11:45,232 I always thought that looked fun. 293 00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:47,609 We just want what's best for you, Mom. 294 00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:49,486 Family takes care of family. 295 00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:52,114 If it will make you feel better, I'll come. 296 00:11:52,698 --> 00:11:54,032 Okay, it's go time, people! 297 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:57,077 Mom and Grandma Nin will be back from the airport any second. 298 00:11:57,077 --> 00:11:58,453 Do you think Nin will like these? 299 00:11:58,453 --> 00:12:00,914 Is it enough? Or is it too much? The ratio's all wrong. 300 00:12:00,914 --> 00:12:03,583 Less is more, Pete. Less is more! 301 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,627 Grandma Nin had a close call with that fall, 302 00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:08,880 but if we do our jobs right, it'll be her last. 303 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,925 That sounded more menacing than I meant. 304 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:16,680 Nin is an angel on earth who must be protected at all costs. 305 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,808 We'll stick to her like cheese on pizza. 306 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,310 Great, now I want cheese pizza. 307 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,770 Consider us Nin-separable. 308 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:26,356 Darryl, I love that pun so much 309 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:28,608 I am not-so-secretly jealous I did not come up with it first. 310 00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:30,527 Here she is! 311 00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:32,946 - (all speaking in Thai) - (door closes) 312 00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:34,573 It is good to see you... Ah! 313 00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:36,575 - Let me carry you. I can help. - Off these go. 314 00:12:36,575 --> 00:12:38,577 - Let me get that for you. - I tossed the daffodils. 315 00:12:38,577 --> 00:12:39,911 Don't make a fuss. 316 00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:42,247 Okay, you could make a little fuss. 317 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:46,335 Why so few flowers for your beloved mother-in-law, Peter? 318 00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:48,587 I knew it. More is always more, Pete. 319 00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:49,504 Of course. 320 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:52,090 Now who wants khanom chan? 321 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,053 Nin, you're a saint. 322 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,012 SCRATCH: Group hug! 323 00:12:57,012 --> 00:13:00,974 Welcome home, Mom. Don't worry, we'll make sure you're safe here. 324 00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:02,184 Can't breathe. 325 00:13:02,184 --> 00:13:03,310 (gasps) 326 00:13:05,354 --> 00:13:08,607 Oh, she looks so peaceful when she's asleep. 327 00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:10,942 She's just asleep, right? 328 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:12,235 Yeah, definitely. 329 00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:14,863 Maybe we should check her breathing with a spoon. 330 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:15,781 What? You do it. 331 00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:16,865 - I don't even know what the spoon is for. - You've got the tiniest hands! 332 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:17,783 You do it! 333 00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:19,701 What does tiny hands have to do with it? 334 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,911 Use the spoon, just... 335 00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:22,287 (gasps) 336 00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:23,789 Oh! Another fall! 337 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:25,707 Oh, good thing I put all these pillows here. 338 00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:26,625 (chuckles) 339 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,960 I guess my nap is over. 340 00:13:30,045 --> 00:13:31,129 SCRATCH: Stop! 341 00:13:33,215 --> 00:13:36,259 Okay, all clear. Now come on through. Walk through. 342 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:38,762 We got an upturned rug ahead. Remember, hug the wall. 343 00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:40,680 Hug the wall, Nin. Hug it. 344 00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:46,269 Here it is. Tom kha gai and larb moo. 345 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:47,646 Impressive. 346 00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:48,939 I taught you well. 347 00:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,441 You could re-sprain your wrist. 348 00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:53,777 - Here, let me... - I'm not a child. 349 00:13:53,777 --> 00:13:56,530 - I can feed myself. - But you don't have to. 350 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,323 Family takes care of family. 351 00:13:58,323 --> 00:14:01,201 SHARON: Now open up. Here comes the soup plane. 352 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:04,579 (imitating airplane motor) 353 00:14:04,579 --> 00:14:05,997 (sighs) 354 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:07,249 (stairs creaks) 355 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:11,044 Stairs, the most dangerous household terrain. 356 00:14:11,044 --> 00:14:13,004 Think of me as your chauffeur. Where to, lady? 357 00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:14,881 I just want to go to the bathroo... 358 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,174 (screams) 359 00:14:16,174 --> 00:14:18,635 - (objects shatter) - GRANDMA NIM: A little privacy, please. 360 00:14:18,635 --> 00:14:20,220 Oh, of course. Right. Sorry. 361 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,180 (clears throat) Though, you know, 362 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,890 a traditional gratuity... 363 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:25,350 GRANDMA NIN: I am not tipping you. 364 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:28,228 Right, right. Of course. Got it. Just habit, you know? 365 00:14:28,228 --> 00:14:29,980 - (sighs) - (groans) 366 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,941 Whoo! I just pillow-proofed Nin's entire closet. 367 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,234 You can never be too safe. 368 00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:37,362 PETE: I think I finally got the right amount of flowers! 369 00:14:37,362 --> 00:14:39,906 Little to the left, Pete. No, the other left. 370 00:14:39,906 --> 00:14:41,825 There you go. Nope. 371 00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:42,742 - Lost it again. - (crashes) 372 00:14:42,742 --> 00:14:45,829 Oh, I feel so much better having Grandma Nin with us. 373 00:14:45,829 --> 00:14:47,998 Family takes care of family. 374 00:14:47,998 --> 00:14:49,875 Nothing's happening to her in this house. 375 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,835 Especially with my ghosty powers. 376 00:14:51,835 --> 00:14:54,296 - PETE: Ah... huh? - A fall? 377 00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:55,714 - (Pete yelps) - Not on my watch. 378 00:14:57,466 --> 00:15:00,427 Our safety game is Nin-credible. 379 00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:04,097 (laughs) Two for two on the puns, Darryl. 380 00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:06,224 (woman laughing) 381 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,769 No one is spoon-feeding them. 382 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:12,814 - Happy... - Absolutely. 383 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,900 (suspenseful music playing) 384 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,818 (yelps) 385 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,361 (sighs) 386 00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:22,324 - Where are you going? - Your pillows come unfluffed? 387 00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:24,326 SCRATCH: Need another ride to the bathroom? 388 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:27,662 Actually, I need a few items, 389 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:31,541 but I am afraid to carry them with my delicate wrists. 390 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,294 Ah, ah, ah. Say no more. We'll get them for you. 391 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:36,630 Great. I need... 392 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,548 A lemongrass chocolate candle. 393 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,509 Not lemongrass, not chocolate. 394 00:15:40,509 --> 00:15:43,178 The two scents together. Very important. 395 00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:45,889 The medieval classic, The Squire of Lisbon. 396 00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:47,641 In the original Portuguese. 397 00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,768 Also, a Portuguese translation book. 398 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,937 An antique clock with hand-painted fluting 399 00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:54,564 in silver leaf, not gold. 400 00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:58,109 And the most relaxing bath product that you can find. 401 00:15:58,109 --> 00:15:59,611 The most relaxing? 402 00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:02,489 Pressure's on, Pete. Pressure is on. 403 00:16:02,489 --> 00:16:03,698 (Grandma Nin chuckles) 404 00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:05,200 They fell for it. 405 00:16:06,159 --> 00:16:07,452 (laughs) 406 00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:08,828 I see what's going on here. 407 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:10,830 The fam's smothering you. I get it. 408 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,666 But I'm not like the rest of them. 409 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,876 You and I, we just get each other. 410 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:15,877 You know what I mean? 411 00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:18,797 It's nice to finally have someone treating me... 412 00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:21,675 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch that warped floorboard. 413 00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:23,134 SCRATCH: Nim, you could've tripped. 414 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:26,388 Scratch, you know what we need? 415 00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:27,889 - Huh? - Pizza. 416 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:31,142 With all the toppings. Tacos, dumplings, 417 00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:33,645 - everything. - Dumplings on pizza? 418 00:16:33,645 --> 00:16:36,731 Nin, you depraved genius! 419 00:16:37,649 --> 00:16:40,819 I'll be back in 11 minutes at 475 degrees. 420 00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,446 (chuckles) Fool. 421 00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:48,076 Nin, I invented the greatest pizza of all time. 422 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:50,495 It's like a trip around the world, but in your mouth. 423 00:16:50,495 --> 00:16:52,581 This part is the Mediterranean. A lot of hummus. 424 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:53,790 While this part... 425 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,000 Nin? 426 00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,628 Nin? Oh! 427 00:16:58,628 --> 00:16:59,796 We're back! 428 00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:00,797 MOLLY: Scratch? 429 00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:01,840 I can't find Nin! 430 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,882 ALL: What? 431 00:17:02,882 --> 00:17:05,427 Okay, everyone, put away those accusatory eyes 432 00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:07,095 and put on your searching eyes. 433 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:08,680 Where could she be? 434 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,765 - She could be lost! - Or hurt! 435 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:13,893 Or kidnapped by an unscrupulous gang of grandma-nappers! 436 00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:15,478 - Grandma-nappers? - Yes! 437 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:16,855 They roam the streets, 438 00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:19,357 stealing grandmas who will cook them homemade snacks 439 00:17:19,357 --> 00:17:21,693 where the secret ingredient is love! 440 00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:23,486 We got to find her before they do. 441 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:25,739 Those are my snacks. 442 00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:27,282 I eat the love! 443 00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:29,034 (upbeat music playing) 444 00:17:29,326 --> 00:17:30,785 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 445 00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:32,704 No idea where she went. 446 00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:34,748 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 447 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,543 ? Gonna find that grandma ? 448 00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:40,420 ? Search the town ? 449 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,255 ? Gonna hang up fliers ? 450 00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:44,591 ? But she tears them down ? 451 00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:46,551 ? Gonna track her movements ? 452 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,136 ? Trace her phone ? 453 00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:52,098 I know it isn't Grandma, but can we still bring her home? 454 00:17:52,098 --> 00:17:53,975 Hey, that's my dog. 455 00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:56,061 ? And they're not gonna stop ? 456 00:17:56,061 --> 00:17:59,105 ? They've got a job to do ? 457 00:17:59,105 --> 00:18:02,192 Good afternoon, fellow bearded man. 458 00:18:02,192 --> 00:18:03,818 ? And they're racing the clock ? 459 00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:06,780 ? So he's gonna limit his snack breaks ? 460 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,907 ? To one, maybe two ? 461 00:18:08,907 --> 00:18:09,991 Mom! 462 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:13,370 ? They wanna find, wanna find Grandma Nin ? 463 00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:17,248 ? She's been hiding inside a recycling bin ? 464 00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:20,669 ? They're gonna try, gonna try ? 465 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,462 ? But she's gonna win ? 466 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:26,383 ? They are searching for Grandma Nin ? 467 00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:29,511 - ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? - ? Searching for Grandma Nin ? 468 00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:30,637 Grandma? 469 00:18:31,596 --> 00:18:33,890 ? Searching for Grandma Nin ? 470 00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:35,809 Freedom! 471 00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:37,894 (laughs) 472 00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:42,107 (groans) 473 00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:44,901 - (thuds) - (grunts) 474 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:48,863 Ow. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow. 475 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:52,826 Oh! I should not have taped my phone to a dog. 476 00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:54,744 Hello? Is anyone there? 477 00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:55,787 Hello? 478 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,128 Okay, bad news, Nin wasn't in the Ghost World. 479 00:19:03,128 --> 00:19:05,964 But good news, Nin wasn't in the Ghost World. 480 00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:07,090 So she's not... (groans) 481 00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:08,842 You know. 482 00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:10,176 Hey? 483 00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:12,178 I just don't understand why she would leave. 484 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,931 She has such a safe, perfect life with us. 485 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,350 Do you think it was the flowers? I knew I overcorrected. 486 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,436 - (gasps) - (cell phone rings) 487 00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:21,521 - Hello? - MAN (in deep voice): We have Nin. 488 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:26,860 Pack her bags and meet us at 212 Walnut Lane in 30 minutes. 489 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,361 - (call disconnects) - (all gasp) 490 00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:31,072 Unscrupulous grandma-nappers. 491 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:33,116 I didn't really think they were a thing. 492 00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:35,160 Why did I put that into the universe? 493 00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:37,036 McGees, roll out. 494 00:19:37,036 --> 00:19:41,541 (imitating siren blaring) 495 00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:45,462 - (tires screech) - Motor's running. 496 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:48,298 Strike Team Alpha, you re-nap Nin, and I'll put the pedal to the metal. 497 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,967 We've got 24 dollars and 18 cents. Is that enough for a ransom? 498 00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,928 They're holding our grandma, Molly, not a hamster. 499 00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:56,264 Uh, everyone? Look where we are. 500 00:19:56,639 --> 00:19:58,725 MOLLY: The senior living center? 501 00:19:59,142 --> 00:20:01,060 Oh, yeah, girl! (laughs) 502 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:05,356 Nin! I was so worried! I ate all our pizza! 503 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:08,568 I'm sorry, but I eat when I'm nervous. 504 00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:12,030 Patty? Bobby? You kidnapped Grandma Nin? 505 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:13,364 What? No. 506 00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:15,408 We found her in the park. 507 00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:18,870 Wha... Then why did you use that scary grandma-napper voice? 508 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,622 Whoops. The grandchildren installed... 509 00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,916 (in altered voice) ...this voice filter app on my phone, 510 00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,709 and I don't know how to delete it. 511 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,712 Well, thank you all for finding my mom. 512 00:20:27,712 --> 00:20:31,049 Now, let's get you home, where it's safe and-- 513 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:33,009 No. I'm not going back there. 514 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,762 - (all gasp) - You treated me like a child. 515 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:37,889 I couldn't do anything for myself. 516 00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:39,891 GRANDMA NIN: So I escaped. 517 00:20:41,893 --> 00:20:44,896 But you were right about my dizzy spells. 518 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:47,190 I took another fall and couldn't get up. 519 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:51,694 I was all alone, until my new friends showed up. 520 00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:56,324 They showed me what independent senior living can be. 521 00:20:57,492 --> 00:21:01,204 They've got spacious rooms with privacy. 522 00:21:01,204 --> 00:21:03,706 On-call help if I need anything. 523 00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:05,792 {\an8}Game nights, sports, a pool. 524 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:10,129 {\an8}Plus, Tuesday Jazzercise class has some foxy seniors. 525 00:21:10,129 --> 00:21:13,216 I'd growl, but my teeth'd fall out. 526 00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:15,301 I love my family. 527 00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:19,222 But I am not ready to give up my Nin-dependence. 528 00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:24,644 Ooh, kind of mad I didn't come up with that pun. 529 00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:26,312 You got two, Darryl. Don't be greedy. 530 00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:29,899 - I'm sorry, Mom. - MOLLY: Me too. 531 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:31,985 - Sorry, Nin. - Sorry, Grandma Nin. 532 00:21:31,985 --> 00:21:33,236 It was the flowers, wasn't it? 533 00:21:33,236 --> 00:21:35,572 We were so focused on what you shouldn't be doing, 534 00:21:35,572 --> 00:21:37,740 we lost sight of what you can do. 535 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:41,536 What's most important is that you're safe and happy. 536 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:44,414 Yeah. And we can visit all the time, right? 537 00:21:44,414 --> 00:21:47,000 I would like that very much, Molly. 538 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,086 PATTY: Nin, you coming to seniors' fencing? 539 00:21:50,086 --> 00:21:51,004 Coming! 540 00:21:51,504 --> 00:21:54,465 - They grow up so fast. - They do, Mom. 541 00:21:54,883 --> 00:21:57,844 - MOLLY: They really do. - And I'll see you at Jazzercise. 542 00:21:57,844 --> 00:21:59,846 SCRATCH: Make good choices! 543 00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:02,265 SCRATCH AND MOLLY: ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 544 00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,393 (closing theme music playing) 545 00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:09,993 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0